The Bear in the Attic - Hardcover

Patrick F. McManus has written twelve books and two plays. There are nearly two million copies of his book in print, including his bestselling The Shoot Canoes, Don't They?; The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw; and A Fine and Pleasant Misery. He divides his time between Spokane, Washington and Idaho.

Bear In The Attic, The
The Bear in the AtticThe little girl rattled on ceaselessly and seamlessly, the lack of even the slightest pause relieving me of any need to respond or, mercifully, to listen. Mostly, she talked to the teddy bear that sat alongside her in the backseat of the car, strapped in with its own seat belt. In a moment of mild insanity, or possibly only laxity of alertness, I had been beguiled into baby-sitting the little girl while her mother and grandmother went shopping. Her name was Devon. She was a nice little girl, very pretty and I think quite bright, perhaps too much so. I felt sorry for her, having a grandmother and mother so irresponsible as to leave her in my care. That's the problem with women these days, no sense of responsibility. Their civility could use a bit of touching up, too, if you ask me. Well, I had predicted this eventual turn of events. Once they get shoes and escape from the kitchen, I said, they'll take over the world and ..."Grampa! I'm talking to you!""Hunh? Oh, sorry, Devon. I was distracted there for moment. What is it?""I said Teddy and I really liked the pool hall. Can we go there again sometime?""Perhaps, darlin', perhaps. But we don't call it a pool hall, do we now? What is it we call it?""The library!""That's right, sweetheart, the library.""I really liked that big black man who let me sit up on the counter and mixed me Shirley Temples to drink.""Yes, Ernie's a very nice man. He's the head librarian. Now, why don't you tell your bear a story? I bet he would love to hear you tell him a story. I would, too.""No! I want you to tell us both a story.""Oh, I would much prefer that you told the story.""Pool hall!""But if you really want me to, I guess I could. What would you like the story to be about?""A bear! Do you know any stories about a bear?""A bear. Why, yes, come to think of it, I do. If you would just shut--be really quiet for a few minutes, dear, while Grampa concentrates, I'll even show you where the story took place."It had been years since I'd driven out to Birchwood, partly because it made me sad to do so. Many of the fine old homes of the early timber barons had now been turned into apartment houses. The occupants of others had adorned the spacious lawns with an assortment of broken automobiles and discarded appliances, a style of landscape design I like to think of as North Idaho Gothic. A few had simply been abandoned to the whims and guiles of the weather. The majestic birches that gave the neighborhood its name were gone, too, cut down because of disease or possibly the need for firewood. Birchwood reminded me of a dog I'd once owned. As a puppy, he was completely white with a brown tip on his tail. When he grew up, the tip vanished, and so we were alwaysexplaining to visitors why we had named him Tippy. The present residents of Birchwood no doubt were forever making similar explanations about the name of their neighborhood. Birchwood didn't have a birch in sight.At last we came to the mansion of my aunt Lucy and uncle Charles Winslow, which wasn't a mansion really but what had seemed like one to me when I was growing up on a tiny stump farm a few miles away. While my family raised essentially the same crop of stumps each year, Uncle Charles and Aunt Lucy wallowed in wealth, "wallow" being my mother's word for describing the affluence of her brother and sister-in-law. If some porcine connotation clings to the word, it was perhaps unintended on Mom's part. Indeed, the Winslows were more than generous with our family, the more so after my father died. Heaping charity upon us at every opportunity, they gave till it hurt, yet another innocent cruelty with which to afflict the poor.Uncle Charles was an executive, perhaps even the president for all I know, of a timber company, by far the largest establishment in all of Blight County. I'm not sure whether Blight City ever produced a high society as such, but if so, Uncle Charles and Aunt Lucy surely must have enjoyed a lofty perch in it."Oh!" exclaimed Devon. "Is that it? Is that the house? It looks terrible! Is it haunted?"If a ghost still resided in the old Victorian, it would have been the only inhabitant in a long while. Windows were broken out, the front door hung from a single hinge, and a squadron of swallows appeared to be flying sorties from a base in the living room. The attic window remained intact. I glanced at it, then quickly away, not wishing to glimpse anything behind its leaded glass."I personally saw only one ghost there," I told Devon. "I doubt it's still around. We could go in and see, if you like.""No! Just tell the story!""Oh, all right. It's kind of scary, though. I don't want yourmother and grandmother yelling at me, because you refuse to go to sleep without the light on. Promise not to blab?""I promise. Now tell the darn story!""The story starts with my cousin Chucky," I began."I thought it was about a bear.""It is about a bear. We get to the bear later. First, I have to tell you about Chucky."As I explained to Devon, I must confess here that I personally did not witness all the events in this report. I was on hand for many of them, though, and have scrupulously maintained the highest degree of accuracy in reporting whatever I personally witnessed. Over the years I have also accumulated numerous firsthand accounts from various other participants and observers, many of whom had slipped into the grip of compulsive if not pathological reminiscence, usually an unbearable bore but in this instance quite useful. Eventually, all the recollections and bits and chunks of information reached critical mass and melded into the following account, beginning with my cousin Chucky, as I indicated to Devon.Chucky must have been eight years older than I, because I had just finished doing a stretch in fifth grade when Chucky turned eighteen--draft age! It was 1942 with World War Two still accelerating toward full momentum. I loved that war. Well, I loved it after I became fairly certain we were going to win it. Years later, as I myself approached draft age, I began to see the folly of sending youth such as myself off to foreign lands to risk life and limb. At the time of this memoir, however, I was still enamored of war.Now here's what I thought was so unfair. I loved the war, Chucky hated it, but he's the one who got to go, scooped up by the draft to be blown off to some great adventure in exotic lands. My cousin was a pale, puffy fellow, with sparse blond hair and fat red lips, the kind of pouty lips a girl might love, if they were attached to her face instead of his. It is my opinion that women did not find Chucky particularly attractive, hismother being an extreme exception. He was not simply the apple of Aunt Lucy's eye but the whole basket of fruit.The night before he was to leave for basic training, I stopped by his house to cheer him up. He lay sprawled on his bed staring morosely up at the ceiling. Chucky had about the greatest bedroom anyone could imagine, and it was outfitted with every truly great toy ever made. I will mention only one: an electric train that ran all the way around the walls on a shelf just above the windows and doors, with little towns, forests and mountains, farms with cows grazing in pastures, sidings and trestles and even tunnels, one of which ran through my heart. Even though he had long ago lost interest in it, Chucky never let me play with the train, giving the excuse that it was for my own good, because he would have to break my arm if he ever caught me touching it. To look upon that train, so close and yet so far, was pure torture. On the plus side, Chucky was going off to war the next day.I did my best to cheer him up, but without much success. "It's just so unfair, Chucky, that you're the one who got drafted," I told him. "You don't even like war.""Tell me about it!"I sighed. "I sure wish it was me going instead of you.""I wish it was you, too."That surprised me. Usually, Chucky didn't seem to care all that much about what happened to me. "Thanks," I said. "I really do think you'll like the war, once you get used to it, Chucky. Just think, a few weeks from now you could be charging a machine-gun nest in Sicily or some other neat place.""Would you just shut up and go home!""But you'll be a hero!""Don't bet on it!""Of course, it won't be all fun, Chucky," I pointed out. "The part I'd hate most would be having to take showers with a bunch of other naked guys. Man, just think of having to getnaked around a couple monsters like the Scragg twins! Wheweee! The army should give medals for taking showers with the Scraggs!""Arrrrhhhh!" howled Chucky. "Showers with the Scraggs! I never even thought of that! I can't stand it! Arrrrhhh!"That's when Uncle Charles called to me from downstairs. "Patrick! Stop trying to cheer up Chucky and come down here!""Okay!" I called back. "Anyway, Chucky, I'll be at the train to see you off tomorrow morning.""Arrrhhh!" cried Chucky. "Showers with the Scraggs!"When I got downstairs, Uncle Charles frowned at me over the top his newspaper. "Good job," he said. "You really improved Chucky's mood.""The least I could do," I said.Uncle Charles was almost as fond of war as I was. Sometimes he and I would discuss the latest battles at great length. We'd sprawl out on his den floor to pore over maps of North Africa, Europe, and the South Pacific and try to keep track of all the different battlefields. I wasn't supposed to mention the war around Aunt Lucy, though. She had been in a funk--my mother's word--ever since Chucky's draft notice had arrived. On this particular evening she sat across the room from Uncle Charles, rocking furiously back and forth, which wouldn't have been too unusual if she had been in a rocking chair. I could tell she had been crying."I simply can't understand, Charles, why the draft board can't get it through its thick head that Chucky is too sensitive for war," she said, completely ignoring me. "Surely, you can pull some strings, Charles?""Lucy, we've been through this ten dozen times. I can't get Chucky classified Four-F because he's scared! Besides, the army will make a man out of him, you wait and see. It'll be good for him.""It will, Aunt Lucy," I put in. "It really will. Chucky willlove it, once he gets to shoot his rifle and throw grenades and starts doing neat stuff like bayonet practice and--""You stay out of this, you little warmonger!" Aunt Lucy snapped."Yeah, you're a big help, Patrick," Uncle Charles growled. "What would I do without you?"I could see my opinion wasn't appreciated, so I stomped out the door and wandered off home.The next morning I was up at dawn to see Chucky off on the train. That was something I wouldn't miss for the world. All of his aunts and uncles showed up to bid him farewell, along with about three hundred cousins, three grandparents, and one great-grandparent--old Marcus Winslow, one of the last of Teddy Roosevelt's Rough Riders.Everyone cheered when Aunt Lucy and Uncle Charles drove up with Chucky in their spiffy black Hudson. It may have been jealousy on my part, but I got the impression Chucky had just been dragged by his heels out from under a bed. His clothes were ruffled and even buttoned wrong and his hair looked as if something had wintered in it. Uncle Charles smiled broadly at everyone, but he, too, seemed somewhat rumpled and out of sorts, as if maybe he had just dragged someone out from under a bed. Aunt Lucy looked a total wreck. At least she wasn't crying, but probably only because she had run dry. When it came time for Chucky to board the train, Uncle Charles practically had to use a tire iron to pry him out of Aunt Lucy's arms, although I wasn't certain who was clinging hardest to whom. Chucky seemed a little peeved at all the cheering, possibly because his many relatives seemed so happy to be sending him off to war. After boarding the train, he soon appeared at a window. He slumped into a seat and stared miserably out at the crowd of his well-wishers. Presently, two other inductees from Blight appeared at the window. Grinning broadly, one of them threw an arm around Chucky's neck and and the other gavehim a friendly knuckle rub on his scalp. Great-grandpa Marcus pointed and shouted, "Why, lookee there, Lucy! Chucky's already got hisself some compañeros. You won't have to worry about him being lonely now!"Aunt Lucy smiled feebly "Yes," she said, waving her hanky at Chucky. "They do seem glad to see him."Glad? I thought. Shoot, Lister and Bo Scragg couldn't be happier, having someone like Chucky to pass the time with.After Chucky's departure, Aunt Lucy sank into an even deeper funk, a funk apparently without bottom. It appeared for a while that she might remain in the funk for the duration of the war, but then a weird series of events occurred.A week or so after Chucky left for basic training, a Western Union messenger handed Lucy a telegram. It was from the army."Something's happened to Chucky!" Lucy cried. "They've already killed him!"Charles snatched the telegram from her hand. It wasn't as bad as he had expected but bad enough. In essence, the telegram expressed the army's concerns as to why Chucky hadn't shown up for basic training. "Why, that little ... ," Charles muttered, using one of his famous interrupted curses.Lucy was now practically beside herself with grief. Northing could convince her that the army hadn't done away with Chucky the moment he arrived. I tried to comfort her. "Maybe you would enjoy the sound of Chucky's train racing around the tracks upstairs," I suggested."Not a chance," she said.A week or so after the telegram arrived, two FBI agents showed up at the Winslows' and asked Lucy if she had heard anything from Chucky. She practically went into hysterics, hopping up and down and screaming that the army had killed Chucky and that they should go ask the army what it had done with him, and did they think she was into psychic channeling with deceased persons, and so on. The agents were so shaken up by her reaction that they sat with her until shecalmed down. They showed her such kindness and understanding that Lucy finally asked them if they would like some tea. That would be nice, they said. Pretty soon they were on a first-name basis. The agents' names were Bill and Jack, or something simple like that, and they were both formerly country boys from Utah. FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover himself had asked them to check into Chucky's disappearance, they said, or otherwise they wouldn't have bothered her.When I heard the FBI had come looking for Chucky, I couldn't have been more proud of him. Here I had assumed Chucky would never amount to anything, as did most of his relatives, and now J. Edgar Hoover, the director of the FBI, had sent two agents out to look for him. If Mr. Hoover thought he was that important, to use up the valuable time of two of his agents, why, Chucky must have been up to something pretty darned important. Mr. Hoover certainly wouldn't waste two agents to track down Chucky simply because he failed to show up for basic training. Anyone who knew Chucky knew he'd be totally useless as a soldier anyway and that the army would be a whole lot better off without him, unless it sudd...